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Monday, October 30, 2017

BREAKING NEWS! IT’S HALLOWEEN! Tights is the trending new costume for men in Second Life… Lanai Jarrico Reporting…



Is that Peter Pan…. a pirate?…. perhaps a drag queen?…. No wait! It’s just a man in tights!
Have no fear Second Life residents, male ballerinas are not swan dancing across the grid to demasculinize an entire community this Halloween.  So,  let’s not jump to any conclusions.  Most  tight pants wearing men are happily married or involved with the opposite sex. Today is no different.
They fear not a feminine twist to their ensembles because they give zero fux what others think of them, especially on Halloween. But they ought to worry about the severe chafing, heat rashes, in particular in the grundle area, and other  SL health problems associated with fabrics that are to tight or abrasive.


 This is news worth reporting in a dying virtual community of minimalists who waddle the grid in search of freebies, sugar daddies, drama or meaningless sloppy sex in an unmeshed body.  This year, they are getting rid of the superhero capes and going to the extreme.
The whole  idea of tights is a way for men to show off their junk without really whipping it out and getting banned from the more uptight venues on the grid. Whatever the reason for the sudden Halloween trend, men across the grid are practicing tighism with pride and partying like nobody’s business.


The SL Enquirer was on the scene at one Halloween party when one mesh avie split his spray painted on jeggins whilst attempting a black flip split at the “Rock that Bod” Dance off Spectacular. He won the grand prize of 50 lindens and a gift certificate to a local clothing store.


 Another man complained of circulation issues surrounding his twig and berries while doing the electric slide while  another brave man did the running man to display his extra flexible pleather physics addition.



One party goer who wished to remain anonymous suggested it was a form of  effective male birth control before getting backhanded by his visibly pregnant girlfriend.
Another comment came from the restroom area. The voice sounded very similar to Mickey Mouse struggling to pulls his tights back up from a potty break.

At the exit a man was seen being escorted out of the club by three bouncers because he displayed a grotesquely lopsided cameltoe.
Rumor has it he was concealing a rubber chicken in his pants and threatening to cock slap the bartender.


The night quickly came to an end when a fist fight broke out between three females dressed like washed up Pussycat dolls who had a disagreement about the assortment of patterns being displayed by the men in tights.

Things are really heating up for Halloween and getting out of control.
Keep a close watch and you will see just how extremely sexy or obscenely horrific the men in tights look at your Halloween part as they strut on by in all their glory.


Be sure to drop to your knees and praise them either way. Let them know the SL Enquirer fully supports the movement or lack thereof. We know it is an acquired taste but we believe in short time, they will hang up the tights for business suits and redeem themselves of the “WTF was I thinking” moment they had in Second Life for Halloween.


This article is ridiculous and for shameless entertainment purposes only.  



HAPPY HALLOWEEN SLE FANS! 

Second Pets is the Grid’s newest and latest real effect and motion breedable Fish. Mena Fiertze Reporting…





Long ago in the waters of Second Life® many species of fishes evolved.  Second Pets™ has saved some of these species from an unknown fate and domesticated them for fish enthusiasts.


When fish breed the offspring have eyes and color determined by their parents traits. Two parents with rare traits have a greater chance of producing rare traits in their offspring. Older fishes also have a greater chance of producing rare traits.


Coming soon are RGB Fishes. RGB Fish parents blend their colors to create offspring that are a blend of the parent's colors. They will be available in the near future. 


The best part is customer service with risk free purchases and 100% satisfaction
guaranteed.


SLE met with the developer and asked how the idea came to be and what customers can expect from this new and innovative pet.

SLE - Can you inform our readers what the inspiration is behind Second Pets?
Second Pets™ The real inspiration was to see if I could make fish that could swim so I got some fish sculpts and went to work. I decided to make breedable pets in Second Life.
Being SL, weird things happened when the fish flew out of the tank. Fish still fly out of the tank sometimes but now they teleport back to the tank.

Second Pets store is located in a beautiful Japanese Garden. All are welcome to visit the garden to relax and take pictures.

When was Second Pet established?
2014
How many locations in SL?
There are 2 Locations - The main store) and Nikki & Vee's Multi-Breedable Market/Auction Prestige
SLE - How has activity/sales been over these past years?
We just got started a couple months ago so we haven't got a lot of traffic yet so we are looking at a good launch with the Enquirer.

SLE - What can customers expect in dealing with Second Pets? What will their experience be like?
We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee simply return the fish and we'll give you a refund on fish bought from us so you can try them risk free. When purchasing tanks you can resize the tanks. Our first species are Koi and we'll have 3 more soon.
SLE - What has been most fun in putting together your stores?
Making the fish was the most fun. They have a web server that keeps track of them. Should SL lose one we can replace it if the owner has the UUID and it's all covered on our website
We are developing angel fish, clownfish, and Japanese snapper are coming and RGB fish, the offspring are a blend of the parents colors so an almost infinite range of colors is possible


SLE - How does Second Pet stack up when you consider all the competition for attention in SL? Such as Breedables as you mentioned etc.,
There are lots of other breedables but Second Pets fishes are the only swimming fish I looked all around SL and found one other brand of fish, and I didn't see them swim the demos just sat there, so Second Pets fish are unique. Some of them swim in a circle or an set pattern but Second Pets are the only ones I know of that swim randomly like real fish, and remember you can try second pets fish risk free

SLE - Is there anything else about Second Pets that you would like to share with our readers?
Updates are free forever, which is as long as we exist and we are looking to a long durable business in Second Life.

Additional Information:
secondlife:///app/group/92f9ad48-ef6a-5473-1f72-0e574e02d5f8/about
and a subscribomatic list.
There are terminals for the list is in the main store
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Chopsaw/28/162/25

and at Nikki & Vee's Multi-Breedable Market/Auction
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Prestige/230/72/21

Second Pets™ Koi fish eggs are now available at the Second Pets™ Store
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Chopsaw/28/162/25.

Its all covered in our website 
https://www.secondpets.com 


The Misfit Halloween Spooktacular 2017 - Dance Show! Oct. 30th at 7 pm SLT




Misfit Dance & Performance Art presents:

     The Misfit Halloween Spooktacular 2017

                 ~  a Showcase of Spooky Theater Dance Art

This is the 1st of a total of 10 performances of this fun filled show throughout October!

 Showtime  is 7 pm SL  —   Pre-show “Spooky Tunes” music begins at 6:30 pm SL –  Come join the fun!  

Misfit Dance & Performance Art is super spooked ( wait — we mean STOKED !)  to bring you this special show.    
A Full Production,  1 hour Spooktacular dance event that will rattle your bones.  (Fun & Funny Bones that is)

                                 **Think Broadway in Second Life with a spooky twist and Expect the unExpected!**

  *** See it once — See it all ten times if you dare!  Mark your calender and set your watches – it’s a ton of fun for a super important cause! ***

After the show stick around for our 30 minute set of  " Audience Group Dancing starring YOU! " which will include fun props and amazing special effects!

Please arrive early to guarantee your seat and to allow your viewer & PC to pre-load our graphics, animations & costumes so that the show will be in sync and fully rezzed for you.

Teleport link to the theater :



Contact JenzZa Misfit for further information

Whispering Sands Live : Lineup for October 30 - November 5





♥ Monday - Oct 30
AleyKat at Ville de Coeur Harbor Square: 1pm - 2pm (Casual)
Jack Slade at The Blarney Stone: 2pm - 3pm (Casual)
Savannah Rain at Zyphr: 4pm - 5pm (Casual)
Greg Kat at Club Zydeco: 6pm - 7pm (Casual)
♥ Tuesday - Oct 31 HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Savannah Rain at Seven Seasons: 3pm - 4pm (Halloween Theme)
AleyKat at Seven Seasons: 4pm - 5pm (Halloween Theme)
Essence Bilasimo at Seven Seasons: 5pm - 6pm (Halloween Theme)
Raven at Club Zydeco: 7pm - 8pm (Casual)

♥ Wednesday - Nov 1
Savannah Rain at Bonaventure Square: 2pm - 3pm (Casual)
Jack Slade at Bonaventure Square: 3pm - 4pm (Casual)
Agatha at Jagged Edge: 4pm - 5pm (Casual)
Toxie Darkmatter at Jagged Edge: 4pm - 5pm (Casual)

♥ Thursday - Nov 2
AleyKat at Half Note: 2pm - 3pm (Smart Casual)
Savannah Rain at 1st Chapter Plaza: 5pm - 6pm (Casual)
Sassy Nitely at After Dark: 6pm - 7pm (Casual)
Phi Mayo at The Cellar Jazz Club: 7pm - 8pm (Smart Casual)
♥ Friday - Nov 3
Phi Mayo at Club Panther: 5pm - 6pm (Classy Casual)
Quartz at Love Kats: 5pm - 6pm (Casual)
Essence Bilasimo at Seaside Lounge: 8pm - 9pm (Casual)
Maximillion Kleene at Seaside Lounge: 9pm - 10pm (Casual)
♥ Saturday - Nov 4
Phil Setner at Live Vibrations: 3pm - 4pm (Casual)
Savannah rain at Live Vibrations: 4pm - 5pm (Casual)
Zachh Cale at Key West: 7pm - 8pm (Casual)
Maximillion Kleene at Key West: 8pm - 9pm (Casual)

♥ Sunday - Nov 5
Jack Slade at Frisky Beaver Beach Club: 11am - 12pm (Casual)
Savannah Rain at Mango Yacht Club1pm - 2pm (Smart Casual)
AleyKat at Frisky Beaver Beach Club: 2pm - 3pm (Casual)
Agatha at iR Resort: 4pm - 5pm (Casual)

For more info or a full lineup be sure to check out the website: http://wslpromo.net/

Contact  Jorrdan Jarman: http://wslpromo.net/jorrdan-jarman/ for all your SL LIVE MUSIC needs.
See you at the show! xoxo

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