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Monday, August 2, 2010

SPORTS & LEISURE- Rock A Fly Jersey In The Summertime, God- Stacey Cardalines Reporting...


'Mommy! I want the Big Ben Rapist jersey!'
Staff Reporter
• Monday, August 02, 2010

Part of my job as the Sports Editor here is to do important stuff like interview the SFL President. Another important service I provide is keeping your avatar dipped in the best sports gear.





My neverending journey has had me in gymnastics leotards, boxing trunks, a parachute, a hockey sweater, nude, and dressed as a cheerleader. I walk around dressed like a cheerleader a lot, even when I'm not cheerleading... I mention this just to let you know the kind of trip I'm on generally.

Therefore, I am SL's premier authority on where to get pro sports gear. This isn't the same authority wielded by, say, Obama.. I can't order an air strike or anything like that. But I love what I do, and want everyone to dress as cool as I do.

My sports fixation is funny, because beyond dressing up funny for my job, I am fairly elegant most of the time. Several people have had conversations with me where it came to be known that I don't own a pair of blue jeans- generally when we're going to a country/western themed sim. I'm French... I wear a dress everywhere.

However, even a cheese-eating soccer mom can have some blue-eyed soul, and I have some terrific sports attire. Black people compliment me a lot, so I know I'm on the right track.

This week, I want to share the story of Soulphonix with you. Soulphonix may have a main store somewhere, but I go to the one at Rottendam High School. I teach Light Bondage there two nights a week... hey, one must give back to the community here and there, no?

Here's the addy:

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Yaupon%20Plain/62/182/603

They seem to sell 3 things: men's NFL jerseys, women's NFL jerseys (that's me in their Tom Brady Patriots women's jersey in one of the pics), and knock off Chuck Taylor canvas shoes on a sweet array of colors. I think they also have some Air Jordans, which I will have to look into the next time Lanai pays me.

They also haven't updated their stock in a while. They have a Terrell Owens shirt, but it's from his old team in Dallas. They have an Edgerrin James jersey, and Edge wasn't even in the NFL last year. This is bad generally, but good in sports gear. They have a name for those jerseys... Throwbacks. Throwbacks rule.

They also have a Ben Roethlisburger jersey, in case you wish to dress up as a serial date rapist this Halloween.

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