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Tuesday, December 22, 2020

BREAKING NEWS: Runaway Trolley hits the Lockhouse at Coeur de Bourgogne!

SLE Police Report: 12-22-2020



In the early hours of Dec 21st. It was reported by a stunned yet calmy poised Ayla Panacek-Guisse (ayla.guisse) of Coeur de Bourgogne , Second Life. Apparently two nincompoops were driving a trolley and lost control while attempting to swerve a drunken stumbling Santa on his way home from a Homeless shelter Christmas Party. St. Nick was narrowly missed as he dove into a pile of trash.  Witnesses on the scene were startled by the sight of a trolley barreling their way. One woman was injured  as she slipped on a patch of ice and broke a nail on her right hand. Another witness trying to help her up was covered by an avalanche of snow as the trolley hit a nearby snow mound before crashing into the lockhouse and bursting into flames. Another witness who did not want to be identified suspected  garish illuminations & icy roads may have played a part. Two suspects were identified as wearing elf costumes. One with a very distinctive unibrow. Before firefighters arrived one man was seen toasting marshmallows. 





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9 comments:

  1. I think it was Ninja and Piper from Terry's Place!

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  2. Oh- the Gendarmerie will be all over it and investigate- their cells have been empty for a long time!

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  3. I am not saying WHO did it, but there was some evidence of a lil Terry walking away from the wreckage. I again did not see him do it, but heard him laughing and saying something to the effect of "Yeah I took you off your rails beetchboy". Or something close that that, I might be paraphrasing.

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  4. That totally had to be my Ex and his new #&$%@ girlfriend. She is the only one I know with a distinctive unibrow

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  5. YEAH! It seems the trolley is a total loss!

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  6. Thinking about it- I am not sure if Maryse would have an alibi......

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    1. on her defense, I read she did receive some threatening scripts
      somethig about "if (isMaryseAround) { RunHerDown();..." >.>

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  7. Those trolleys are dangerous on their own, they don't need a nincompoop at the wheel!

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