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Thursday, January 16, 2014

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places- Let SLE Help!



With Valentine's Day in a month. Hormones must be reaching daring levels in Second Life; leaving afflicted avatars in a state of desperation.



Recently Lanai Jarrico was accosted by an avatar in search of a little bump and grind but it turned out this tactic on looking for love did not end the way this resident wanted. Instead, The SL Enquirer would like to extend our services to help this avatar find love or a one night stand in Second Life. 



If you or anyone you know is interested in meeting the needs of  ShawnJG5FG Maurer, feel free to send him a love note. 




The Following information is for proof of sex searching gone wrong

[09:58] ShawnJG5FG Maurer: hii
[09:58] ShawnJG5FG Maurer: cai sex un
[09:59] ShawnJG5FG Maurer: can i have sex#

LONG PAUSE....

[10:01] ShawnJG5FG Maurer: r u single hun

LONG PAUSE...

[10:18] Lanai Jarrico: Excuse me?
[10:19] Lanai Jarrico: You must have me mistaken
[10:34] Second Life: You have blocked this Resident. Sending a message will automatically unblock them.

* This matchmaking AD  is intended for twisted entertainment only and also serves as a purpose to deter avatars from approaching Lanai Jarrico in this manner.
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3 comments:

  1. ROTFL LANAI! THAT'S MESSED UP BUT SO FUNNY!!!

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  2. That was funny! We should sign him up for dating encounters with an entire range of large, brutish-looking avatars like werewolves, demons and minotaurs.

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