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Friday, May 2, 2014

AVIE POLL: Catching Avies off Guard – Glossom Resident Reporting

What If a stranger contacted you to ask you something that makes no sense? Would you ignore it, reply nonsense back or would you try to understand?  Are second lifers humorous or grumpy? To which side the scale weighs more?

The SLE’s PE (SL Enquirer’s Private Eye) took action on finding the answer to those questions and went around asking avatars some very off tilt questions to see if and how they would respond. The result was simply hilarious.

With a stained reputation and a big label on my forehead saying “Crazy”, I have a feeling of mission accomplished. Today avatars will login to a more confused and hopefully humorous Second Life.

Given the nature of this mission, we will keep the participants names anonymous. Sit back, enjoy and try not to laugh. I challenge you!

SLE: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
Reply: uh? Im at church right now - am I in danger? :-)
SLE: the answer is "You get repossessed!"
Reply: uh? - I got what please? *scratches hair*

SLE: Do you know where I can find the nearest public toilet?
Reply: oh I am new to the area Madam but I would imagine the restaurant behind me has one if you ask
SLE: Thank you.

SLE: Excuse me, dance diamond all rhino?
SLE: sorry, when diamond dance i need rhino?
SLE: the rhino, do i need?
Reply: no
SLE: ok good, thank you.

SLE: Excuse me, when fish airplane bacon?
Reply: huh?
SLE: ground bacon?
Reply: not sure what you mean plane becon?
SLE: oh it’s alright, i found it, thank you for your time.
Reply: ok sorry i couldn’t be of more help, i was lost :)

SLE: Excuse me, how do tigers skyscraper dolphin?
Reply: what?
Reply: i don’t understand
SLE: It is ok I figured it out, thank you and sorry for bothering you.
Reply: that’s ok i just didn’t know what you were asking lol

SLE: Excuse me, why sand unicorn horseshoe request?
Reply: ??
SLE: sorry, i meant request horseshoe
Reply: i have no clue what you’re talking about
SLE: I’m sorry for bothering you. Thank you

SLE: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
Reply: a CONCER
SLE: try again
Reply: I have no idea lol
SLE: a pool table
Reply: Was about to Google it. Why was it in a tree?
Reply:  Am still confused!!

SLE: What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Reply: errr, minced chicken??
SLE: Yummmiee

SLE: Could you tell me the time please?
Reply: In my time or sl?
Reply: 125 sl, 425 east coast
SLE: Thank you

SLE: How do sirens sound like?
Reply: they sound like a horn
Reply; depends if its police or fire or rescue
SLE: did you find my question weird?
Reply: lol trying to figure out which you meant
SLE: Thank you

SLE: Where do frogs keep their money?
Reply: iI don’t know, where?
SLE: in a river bank ;)
Reply: lol

SLE: Can you smell smoke??
Reply: not over sl i can’t.
SLE: Thank you

SLE: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Reply: Love
SLE: Wrong. Try again.
Reply: I don’t know lol

SLE: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
Reply: no what happens
SLE: You get repossessed^^
Reply: do like that one

SLE: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
Reply: can't say for sure, but if it only fell 3" out of a tree, it may not actually kill :)
SLE: it's a pool table
Reply: rofl, now what would a pool table be doing up a tree?

SLE: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Reply: they taste funny!
SLE: Correct. Congratulations.

Happy readings,



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