It’s that time of year when all the freaks come out. What better time than now to find me a Halloween mascot to interview? I grabbed my microphone and pounded the virtual pavement on my quest. From the start, I didn’t want to do the cliche interview with a vampire because that’s too easy. They are all over the grid. Aside from that, they get freaked out by camera flashes and always seem to focus on my neck a little too much. This year I decided to interview with none other than Frankenstein’s monster. Unlike Vampires, Frankenstein’s monster is a harmless sentient creature who was create by an unorthodox scientist. He might be grotesque, but it doesn’t intimidate me.
Lanai: Hi Frankenstein’s monster! it is a pleasure to meet you. How will you be spending your Halloween this year?
Frankenstein’s monster: UUUUUUUhhh ahhh oooo ahhhhhhhhhhh arrrrrg! *blows raspberries*
Lanai: OK this is NOT going to work out….. *throws her notecard in the air and walks off*
Frankenstein’s Monster: NO Wait! Sorry just having a bad day. To answer your question, everyday is like Halloween to me. Nothing special about it. I’m just out here looking for something….
Lanai: OH, you really can speak! Interesting. What are you looking for?
Frankenstein’s Monster: I’m almost embarrassed to say. Recently I had a one night stand with Marilyn Munster and while she was….ummmm licking the Xcite lollipop, the stitches came loose and when I turned on the lights she ran off with it and threw it somewhere around here. To make a long story short, no pun intended..
Lanai: Ohhhhhh, I’m so sorry to hear that. I guess they don’t make Xcite products like they used to… What are you going to use for now if you can’t find it?
Frankenstein’s Monster: *snatches Lanai’s microphone as she runs off screaming*
TO BE CONTINUED ON HALLOWEEN…..