It’s that time
of year when all the freaks come out. What better time than now to find me a
Halloween mascot to interview? I grabbed my microphone and pounded the virtual
pavement on my quest. From the start, I didn’t want to do the cliche interview
with a vampire because that’s too easy. They are all over the grid. Aside from that, they get freaked out by
camera flashes and always seem to focus on my neck a little too much. This year
I decided to interview with none other than Frankenstein’s monster. Unlike
Vampires, Frankenstein’s monster is a harmless sentient creature who was create by an
unorthodox scientist. He might be grotesque, but it doesn’t intimidate me.
Lanai:
Hi Frankenstein’s monster! it is a pleasure to meet you. How will you be
spending your Halloween this year?
Frankenstein’s monster: UUUUUUUhhh ahhh
oooo ahhhhhhhhhhh arrrrrg! *blows raspberries*
Lanai:
OK this is NOT going to work out….. *throws
her notecard in the air and walks off*
Frankenstein’s Monster: NO Wait! Sorry
just having a bad day. To answer your
question, everyday is like Halloween to me. Nothing special about it. I’m just
out here looking for something….
Lanai:
OH, you really can speak! Interesting. What are you looking for?
Frankenstein’s Monster: I’m almost
embarrassed to say. Recently I had a one
night stand with Marilyn Munster and while she was….ummmm licking the Xcite
lollipop, the stitches came loose and when I turned on the lights she ran off
with it and threw it somewhere around here. To make a long story short, no pun
intended..
*looks around*
Lanai:
Ohhhhhh, I’m so sorry to hear that. I
guess they don’t make Xcite products like they used to… What are you going to
use for now if you can’t find it?
Frankenstein’s Monster: *snatches Lanai’s
microphone as she runs off screaming*
TO BE CONTINUED ON HALLOWEEN…..
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