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Friday, October 31, 2014

Interview with a Vampire Gone Wrong- Lanai Jarrico Reporting…

Friday, October 31, 2014 comedy, entertainment, Halloween, Interview with a Vampire, Lanai Jarrico, parody, second life, The SL Enquirer, vampire No comments

First published October 14, 2013.

With Halloween creeping up on us, I thought I would pound the SL pixel pavement in search of a friendly vampire that wouldn’t mind sitting down with me for an interview. Without fearing I would be bitten and turned into a pale night walking blood junkie, I searched high and low for this elusive fanged creature with baseball bat in hand for protection. As I came upon Harry the Vampire, I must have startled him while he was digging though a dumpster because he let out the most girlish scream I have ever heard...

At first it appeared he was out for blood until he revealed an unusual fear of it, and the dark. I’ve seen a lot of cruel and unusual behavior in Second Life but who on Linden’s laggy grid would think of biting this kitten of a man and leaving him to deal with such a torturous existence.

I needed to know more, so I took my opportunity before his candle expired.

Interview with a Vampire

HAPPY EASTER, IT’S 420! Interview with a Virtual Easter Bunny

Saturday, April 19, 2014 420, Easter, easter bunny, holiday mascots, humor, Lanai Jarrico, parody, second life, The SL Enquirer 1 comment

Easter lands on April 20^th 2014 this year and in Second Life residents have adorned their landscapes with pastel colors, flowers and Easter Decorations.

The SL Enquirer kicked off their festivities by hosting an Easter Egg Decorating Contest. While trying to gather contestants, Lanai had a chance to meet with this year’s infamous cotton-tailed mascot. Word on the street is Lanai has been up to no good with Pedro Cottontail and doing some very un-holiday things. We here at SLE think she has taken things a bit too far and needs an intervention…but none of the staff want to step forward and bring up rehab or counseling.

We understand that Lanai has been having a hard go with holiday mascots and is suffering from some hook up regrets and work exhaustion. At least she does not remember the tryst with Cupid, thanks to wishes to erase that memory were granted by Larry the Leprechaun in March.

Incident with Pedro Cottontail

Happy St. Patrick's Day 2014 Interview with a Leprechaun

Monday, March 17, 2014 culture, DoctorKaren Kanto, holiday mascots, humor, Lanai Jarrico, Lanai's diary, parody, prometheusunchained, second life, St. Patrick's Day, The SL Enquirer 1 comment

Leprechauns are synonymous with St. Patrick’s Day and Irish Folklore. The word itself means pygmy or little person.

They are said to be solitary mischievous fairies that take the form of a bearded old man, usually wearing a green coat and top hat. This is the most popular description of these creatures but according to different regions of Ireland, Leprechaun appearances vary. For example, in Northern Ireland they wear red coats, white pants and a pointed hat. In other regions they have a sword or use their hat as a weapon. Legend has it they are greedy little shoemakers who like to hide their gold coins in pots at the end of a rainbow. If one is caught, they must give the captor their pot of gold. In American culture, St. Patrick’s Day is observed by drinking heavily, pub crawls, fist fights and a reason to just act like a crazy Leprechaun. Being Irish doesn’t even matter to partake in this holiday’s activities. To some, Leprechauns are considered to be alcoholic tyrants that cannot control their behavior once they are inebriated. That must be why people who observe this holiday in a drunken stupor justify their behavior once they recover from a massive hangover.

In Second Life, St Patrick’s Day is observed with clover adorned decorations, treasure hunts, parties and dressing in green. The SL Enquirer observes this holiday by searching for Leprechauns and harassing them for fun. Lanai Jarrico has some Irish in her and sees Leprechaun hunting as a sport. She goes hard at it usually after a few green beers and a buzz.

Interview with a Leprechaun

LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC! Lanai’s Session with her therapist

Thursday, February 20, 2014 comedy, humor, Lanai Jarrico, Lanai's diary, parody, random madness, second life, SL enquirer 2 comments

*It is Thursday February 20, 2014 9:00am SLT. I am recording this session with my client Lanai Jarrico*

Therapist: Good morning Lanai. Where would you like to begin today?

Lanai: I am having a hard time lately. I keep thinking about some things that I did in 2013 and I feel ashamed and just need to talk it out.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SLE FANS! Interview with Cupid 2014

Friday, February 14, 2014 comedy, Cupid, Happy Valentine's Day, humor, interview with Cupid, Lanai Jarrico, parody, second life, The SL Enquirer, Valentine No comments

Valentine’s Day is here and lovers are finding ways to surprise their special someone with gifts and plans for that special date. In Second Life, venues are decorated and prepared for romance themed events and the matchmaker services are on overdrive.

The SL Enquirer is observed this holiday by seeking out Cupid for an exclusive one on one.

Last year, the bow and arrow was handed to a replacement Valentine mascot because the original Cupid decided to pursue another career in adult entertainment. This year, Lanai searched high and low and finally found the 2014 Cupid sitting at The Blarney Stone Irish Bar and throwing back a few drinks.

Interview with Cupid 2014

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places- Let SLE Help!

Thursday, January 16, 2014 humor, match making, parody, police report, second life, sex, The SL Enquirer 3 comments

With Valentine's Day in a month. Hormones must be reaching daring levels in Second Life; leaving afflicted avatars in a state of desperation.

Recently Lanai Jarrico was accosted by an avatar in search of a little bump and grind but it turned out this tactic on looking for love did not end the way this resident wanted. Instead, The SL Enquirer would like to extend our services to help this avatar find love or a one night stand in Second Life.