The Red Pug Pub Grand Opening Saturday February 5th 4-7pm SLT - comedy and live music!

 

Feb 5th is our Grand Opening!

 

 

Please join us for 3 hours of live music and a Tribute to George Carlin. See our Calendar for details! Live auditions Sunday at 1pm!

Calendar - https://calendar.google.com/calendar/u/2/r/month/2022/2/1?tab=mc&pli=1 Performers Listed on the Calendar Weekly Amature Comedy Events Weekly live singers and bands

We are New so keep this information for the Future SLURL - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Isle%20of%20Desires/35/56/2469 FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/The-Red-Pug-Pub-Comedy-and-Live-Entertainment-105300745383666 CALENDAR - https://calendar.google.com/calendar/u/2/r/month/2022/2/1?tab=mc&pli=1

Flickr:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/194842098@N04/ DISCORD - https://discord.gg/UV9D3PNv

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We are HIRING at The Red Pug PUB.. We need staff, comedians and other live entertainment!

 

The Red Pug Pub Comedy and Live Entertainment!! We do comedy, live music and other live entertainment! Old Fashioned Pub with Bier Garden ------------------------ We are HIRING! We need staff Waiters/Waitresses Bartenders ---- Comedians Live singers and Bands Poetry Story-tellers any type of Live Entertainment! APPLICATION https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeY_I0oWKqul7Mt55FdbDdBP6Sak-vNfAiJzJ0g9tTMVMbfvg/viewform

We are a Comedy and Live Entertainment Venue! SLURL - http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Isle%20of%20Desires/35/56/2469 FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/The-Red-Pug-Pub-Comedy-and-Live-Entertainment-105300745383666 CALENDAR - https://calendar.google.com/calendar/u/2/r/month/2022/2/1?tab=mc&pli=1 DISCORD - https://discord.gg/UV9D3PNv

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Petra Steele appearing Feb 6th at Red Pug Pub

 

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Standing Room Only!! Grand Opening!! Nov. 30th at 5pm SLT

 

Stand Up Comedy returns to Second Life. Every Tuesday @ 5PM SLTime at Hooligan's Underground

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Chodron/100/23/37

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Steele Live Music Presents - Improv at The Knock Knock Room Monday Sept 14th 2020

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Santa Claus : A menace to society? - Dean Lawson reporting

 

As a Second Life reporter who is concerned with human rights in the virtual world I was stunned to discover that Santa Claus has been using slave labor to manufacture and distribute his toys. That’s right, jolly old Santa has been using unpaid elf and reindeer laborers to expand his toy emporium and not one of his “employees” has declared an income for as long as Santa’s workshop has been in business.

 

 

In fact, according to his tax return, Santa Claus declares his employees as dependants and, when asked about his business practices, Kris Kringle offered no comment.

 

 

But it gets worse. Apparently this shady sweatshop mogul has been operating in the North Pole, outside the jurisdiction of any law abiding government, while using gift giving as an excuse to invade the homes of billions of families around the world. While there have been no reports of theft, I can’t imagine anything more disturbing than the thought of someone sliding down my chimney in the middle of the night, while I’m sleeping, and creeping about in search of milk and cookies.

 

 

But the truly horrific news is that jolly Saint Nick is in reality an ill tempered rage-a-holic.

 

 

When confronted about his eating habits and the bad example he sets for children, everyones beloved Papa Noel lost his cool and slugged me in the face. Now I don’t want to be the Grinch who stole Christmas, but my conscience could not allow a man of such an intemperate disposition to travel from mall to mall where he gets his jollies by allowing little children to sit on his lap.

 

 

And so it is that Santa Claus has been charged with assault and battery. For the full story I refer you to the Christmas edition of MAGE Magazine.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW4hg3uhSvE&feature=em-subs_digest

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BREAKING NEWS! An Attempted Griefing on Lanai Jarrico by quil Biscuit goes wrong

This just in! 

Sunday August 21, 2016- Sundays are usually days to unwind after a long weekend of club hopping and chillin with friends. It is also the day that griefers run amok in Second Life seeking unsuspecting avatars to pester. One such griefer by the name of quil Biscuit decided to skip the safe hubs and sandboxes and go straight for the head of SLE media. Little did he know Ms Jarrico bites back…

[12:47] quil Biscuit: hey Lanai , have you got like 60L i could borrow

(without question Lanai drops him 60L)

[12:49] quil Biscuit: cheers FOR DATTTTTTTTTT

[12:49] quil Biscuit: BITCHH NIGGGAAAAAAAA THANNKKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUU

[12:50] Lanai Jarrico: *shakes head* yw broke ass

[12:50] quil Biscuit: :Danother twentyll help if you got it to spare Rich Bitch :P

[12:51] Lanai Jarrico: nah but I can definitely make you a star

 [12:51] quil Biscuit: LMFAO with your news station yeah ? :P

[12:51] Lanai Jarrico: send me a mugshot

[12:52] quil Biscuit: nah your okay :)

[12:53] Lanai Jarrico: aww punking out on sending me snapshot of your avie?

[12:53] quil Biscuit: Punkin out what does that even mean hoe ....?

[12:54] Lanai Jarrico: lol the only bitch ass hoe up in this conversation is asking a woman for 60L. That's a damn shame and on top of that you think you are all cool because you curse in caps. lmao!

[12:55] Lanai Jarrico: I hope that 60L  is worth it you  clown.

[12:55] quil Biscuit: I dont think im cool ..........

[12:55] Lanai Jarrico: lol  you’re a clown

[12:55] quil Biscuit: Deep

[12:55] quil Biscuit: Dis shit Deep

[12:55] quil Biscuit: Amma Cry Nyugga

[12:56] Lanai Jarrico: lol tell me where you are. TP me if you got the balls

[12:56] quil Biscuit: Your so serious about everything woman .....it Really brings out your eyes

[12:57] Lanai Jarrico: is that you being a bitch not trying to tp me?  Come on bring it. If you are going to grief someone make sure it’s with a noob or something.  Tacky ass

[12:58] quil Biscuit: Bring what ? a Condom ... a Beer a glash of shardinae ... Greif you havent seen greif :( I LOST MY 12th DOG IN A FIRE THATS GREIF

[12:59] Lanai Jarrico: here 10L for the entertainment. Bye broke ass.

[12:59] quil Biscuit: Cheers Love you bitch ... See you ON DA SET NYUGGGAAAAA

[12:59] Lanai Jarrico: see you clown.

[13:00] Second Life: quil Biscuit is offline.

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BREAKING NEWS! Lanai Jarrico Gets run down by a Reindeer!

Lanai Jarrico got run down by a crazed reindeer as she was heading to The SL Enquirer Media Center early Tuesday morning. Many are speculating it was a set up by Santa Clause due to a recent interview she conducted with him at his North Pole Compound.

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Interview with a Vampire Gone Wrong- Lanai Jarrico Reporting…

      First published October 14, 2013. 

With Halloween creeping up on us, I thought I would pound the SL pixel pavement in search of a friendly vampire that wouldn’t mind sitting down with me for an interview. Without fearing I would be bitten and turned into a pale night walking blood junkie, I searched high and low for this elusive fanged creature with baseball bat in hand for protection. As I came upon Harry the Vampire, I must have startled him while he was digging though a dumpster because he let out the most girlish scream I have ever heard...

At first it appeared he was out for blood until he revealed an unusual fear of it, and the dark.  I’ve seen a lot of cruel and unusual behavior in Second Life but who on Linden’s laggy grid would think of biting this kitten of a man and leaving him to deal with such a torturous existence.

I needed to know more, so I took my opportunity before his candle expired.

Interview with a Vampire

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Laugh Your Way to the Joke Jar - LadyLoveDr Reporting

There are a lot of events and pleasurable activities that us Second Lifers can participate in to have a good time.   But where do we go when we really want a good laugh?  After searching high and low I finally stumbled into "The Joke Jar".  The outside is very welcoming with a big marquee above the entrance and a poster of the headliner off to the right as you enter.  The cost to get in the club itself is a pocket stunning NO CHARGE!  Once inside, you may have a seat on one of the oh so comfortable  couches and wait for the show to begin.  Tips are appreciated for the skillful comics, but not required.  I was lucky enough to snag an interview from Rezined 'Rez' Ruby, the founder of "The Joke Jar" when she wasn't booking her next comedians.

 Interview with Rezined

LadyLoveDr:  When did you open "the Joke Jar"?

Rez: The Joke Jar was officially opened to the public about 2 months ago in July.  I could have opened a lot sooner, but when we were doing the walls and the contractor was going over which colors to paint what, I would tell him a color and he would yell out the window "green side up".  After a few minutes of this I finally asked why he kept doing that when green wasn't my color? He informed me that he hired some blondes because they are cheaper and they were the ones installing the sod outside.  We finally just went with a nice wood walkway over a stream.

LadyLoveDr:  Where did you get the idea for such a place in SL?

Rez:  A friend of mine made me laugh until I cried my eyes out.  I kept telling her she needed to be a comedian.  She replied "I'd love to but I am afraid of getting booed off stage".  I then replied " Well, what do you think SL is for?  You might as well try it out and see if it's something you would like to do or not."  I built it in my shop for her to practice at.  She had an actual show and turned out to be crazy funny, even funnier than the nights previously.  I moved it to a different location and took on a co-owner-Jerkwad Borkotron, a very amazing friend & brother of mine that offered the land for the club, and here we are!

LadyLoveDr:  How far out do you book?

Rez:  We will book as far out as we can get.  We are always needing/looking for new acts.

LadyLoveDr:  Do you ever ask comedians at the club’s open mic back to headline?

Rez:  Yes.  I have also used the ones that turn in applications with us.  I do ask that they give us a show beforehand.  If they can't make me REALLY laugh from the get go.  Then they are not for us.  Unfortunately, with cancellations, this does not always happen.  I can tell you that open mic has become a bit disorganized and is chaotic at times, but we have and would always use a funny person!

LadyLoveDr:  Have you had many hecklers?

Rez:  Yes, we have had a couple.  I have been successful at keeping it down.  We want everyone to laugh from the bottom of their guts.  This doesn't mean to override the show with rudeness.  Heckling is not tolerated a the Joke Jar.  We ask that all keep it down to a minimum during the show.  I will step in myself if it gets out of control.

LadyLoveDr:  What is the number one mistake a new comedian can make on stage?

Rez:  Be unprepared!  If you're coming to do a show with us, please make sure to be there early for mic check, make sure you're ready to go a full set, and keep us laughing!

LadyLoveDr:  How many employees does "The Joke Jar" currently have and how do you see that changing in the future?

Rez:  I have 2 owners, 2 undercover recruiters, and 4 feature comedians.  We do not pay people to perform but they do get 100 % of tips they earn.  Also we don't really consider them employees.  Just fellow Jokesters!

This interview left me eagerly waiting for the Joke Jars next show!  If you're in the mood to laugh or make people laugh I'd recommend stopping by.  Show times are every Saturday night at 7:00 PM SLT.  As far as I am concerned, I would rather spend my Saturday night laughing at the Joke Jar than trying to explain to my young blonde patient what her stick of deodorant actually means when it says "To apply, push up bottom"; and why it is necessary for her to proceed with the removal surgery!

SLURL:  http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hursley/128/74/22

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AVIE POLL: Catching Avies off Guard – Glossom Resident Reporting

What If a stranger contacted you to ask you something that makes no sense? Would you ignore it, reply nonsense back or would you try to understand?  Are second lifers humorous or grumpy? To which side the scale weighs more?

The SLE’s PE (SL Enquirer’s Private Eye) took action on finding the answer to those questions and went around asking avatars some very off tilt questions to see if and how they would respond. The result was simply hilarious.

With a stained reputation and a big label on my forehead saying “Crazy”, I have a feeling of mission accomplished. Today avatars will login to a more confused and hopefully humorous Second Life.

Given the nature of this mission, we will keep the participants names anonymous. Sit back, enjoy and try not to laugh. I challenge you!

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LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC! Lanai’s Session with her therapist

*It is Thursday February 20, 2014 9:00am SLT.  I am recording this session with my client Lanai Jarrico*

Therapist: Good morning Lanai. Where would you like to begin today?

Lanai: I am having a hard time lately. I keep thinking about some things that I did in 2013 and I feel ashamed and just need to talk it out.

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SLE FANS! Interview with Cupid 2014

Valentine’s Day is here and lovers are finding ways to surprise their special someone with gifts and plans for that special date.  In Second Life, venues are decorated and prepared for romance themed events and the matchmaker services are on overdrive. 

The SL Enquirer is observed this holiday by seeking out Cupid for an exclusive one on one.

 Last year, the bow and arrow was handed to a replacement Valentine mascot because the original Cupid decided to pursue another career in adult entertainment.  This year, Lanai searched high and low and finally found the 2014 Cupid sitting at The Blarney Stone Irish Bar and throwing back a few drinks.

Interview with Cupid 2014

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We're the Millers- Now Playing at The SLE Movie Theater- November 14th @ 11 am SLT and 6 pm SLT

Join The SL Enquirer for a Movie on November 14th @ 11 am SLT and 6 pm SLT

About the Movie

A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.
Information retrieved from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1723121/

Teleport
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sol%20Hermosa/117/60/22

Free Entry!
See the trailer

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Grown Ups 2 Now Playing at The SLE Theater- Showtime: November 7 @ 9:30 am SLT

Join the SL Enquirer for a Free Movie playing at the SLE Theater.
Showtime: November 7 @ 9:30 am slt

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About Grown Ups 2

After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you.

Director:

 Dennis Dugan

Writers:

 Fred Wolf, Adam Sandler

Stars:

 Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock 

Movie Information retrieved from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2191701/

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EMI's Golden Harp: A 1920 role play sim: Go Back in Time and Step into an Era of Gangsters, Flappers, Fun and Role Play.

Featuring Vintage Shopping, Comedy Nights and Live Music!

Event Details for Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays!

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You are Cordially Invited to Lanai's 8th Rezzday Celebration! May 31st- Doors Open at 3:30 pm SLT

Paramount Playhouse & Pulse TV Network 

presents…

Lanai’s 8th Rezzday 

Date: May 31st

Time:3:30-6:00 pm SLT

Old Hollywood Theme

Vintage Formal Attire Requested

      Old Hollywood was a glamorous time when actor and actresses performed their art on the silver screens. Things have certainly changed since those times with innovation and new technology, but we are going to take you back in time to when acting, burlesque and musical performances were the main form of entertainment.  Join us as we celebrate Lanai's Rezzday with class. Hosted by Pulse TV Network’s Scorpinosis Nightfire.

The Celebration includes a walk on the red carpet to the flash of paparazzi. Enter the theater for the opening of the celebration and a live performance by Jazz & Blues Vocalist Jackie Lefko, a custom tailored Burlesque Show by Paramount Playhouse appropriately  titled, "Road to Jarrico."  a Comedy Intermission is sure to leave you in stitches. Throughout the evening guest will be encouraged to  browse  the Prize Drawing Auction for luxurious prizes. One lucky winner will drive away in a beautiful white Caddy Esco from Billionaire Motors. Other prizes will include gift certificates for a makeover and shopping spree, a Luxury Yacht and more!

A Cake Contest will be hosted by Starlena Darkfire for those that know their Hollywood stars. Be the first to guess the actors and Actresses on Lanai's cake for a prize of 500L!

Mark you calendar and Join The SL Enquirer & Lanai Jarrico for a night of Luxurious SLebrity Style as we bring back Old Hollywood.

Your Limo Awaits Ladies and Gentlemen

Teleport to Paramount Playhouse

  

**About Drawing Auction**

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Paramount Playhouse is proud to present "Sexy Coast to Coast" This and Every Sunday in January @ 12 Noon SLT

Paramount Playhouse showcases burlesque and comedy performances set to musical tributes, for the great cities and states of the USA.
On this and every Sunday in January at 12 Noon SL, our fantastic troupe will perform to some of your favorite hits; past and present.   Paramount Playhouse is also pleased to bring you the wonderfully funny burlesque comedian Vicki Eriksen!

 Come let Lotta,  Starlena, Mila, LeAnn, Pathmaker, dancing hostess Cordi and our dancing DJ Ebony  entertain you this Sunday @ 12 Noon SLT at Paramount Playhouse, located on the beautiful Spirit Marina!

Free Admission!

Teleport Now! 

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GRAND OPENING: PARAMOUNT PLAYHOUSE Sunday,December 2, 2012 10:00 am SLT

  PARAMOUNT PLAYHOUSE
                    
                          

             You are cordially invited to attend the Grand Opening of SL's newest Playhouse,  home to classy burlesque, comedy and other fine entertainment in an elegant yet casual atmosphere.   Festivities kick off at 10:00 AM with the performance of SL's very own Elvis,  BubbaC Johns and the stunning Bubbettes,  followed by the debut  of  the Paramount Players,  performing burlesque and comedy routines set to amazing music for your entertainment.   Don't miss this wonderful event!

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http://slurl.com/secondlife/Spirit%20Marina/228/176/21

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Lanai’s Diary: Are Facebook Junkies taking it a little bit too far when it comes to friend lists, statuses and comments? -Lanai Jarrico reporting…

I have had facebook for the SL Enquirer, for a couple years and I must say I’m a Noob to everything except plastering update announcements, adding pics and accepting anyone who wishes to friend me.

 I think when Facebook is used properly it can be very beneficial to network with like minded people and promote events and whatnot. That is why I use it. This social network gives fans the choice to follow SLE updates  or use any of the other social networks we are also a part of like twitter, MySpace, YouTube, blogger, LinkedIn, Flickr, moolto, whatever. Or you can find us in Google search.

So in that respect, get up on my friend list, anyone is welcomed, just don’t expect to hear me crying about a broken nail or giving you a play by play of my rather hectic day. It is strictly SLE business and I’m very glad to say, I have had no problems with anyone on my list and appreciate the peaceful and productive nature of the content SLE fans share.

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